COMING SOON
Strange. Stressful. Surprisingly skillful.
Welcome to Smack Your Balls where proper sack maintenance is serious business.
OFFICIAL TRAILER
See the balls in action.
Smack, groom, cool, dry and survive the chaos. Check out the official Smack Your Balls gameplay trailer below.
WHY PLAY
A ridiculous little game with a surprising amount to master.
01
Care for Your Sack
Manage heat, moisture, hair, comfort, cold shrink, and dryness using your hand, towel, fan, trimmer, feather, powder, and other tools.
02
Smack, Score, Survive
Play casually, chase combos in Timed Challenge, or survive escalating weather, events, and care emergencies in Sack Attack.
03
Unlock New Ways to Play
Beat score requirements to unlock new care hands, tools, and gameplay options. Build your collection and find your favorite way to care, smack, and survive.
SCREENSHOTS
Enter the world.
EARLY IMPRESSIONS
What people are saying.
“I don't like being interviewed” — Random Friend Online
“It's Alright.” — A Federal Agent
“revolutionary ballsack simulation.” — An Aussie Bloke
AVAILABILITY
Coming Soon
• Sept 14th, 2026 12:00 PM EDT
STEAMWINDOWS PCKEYBOARD + MOUSE